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Joke of the Day
"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"
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"I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate"
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."
"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"
"[dog park] Dog: omg I just found out I'm adopted Other Dogs: [barking in shock]"
"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"Little Timmy's house cough on fire Timmy wanted to be the hero and grabbed his squirt gun. Do you know what happened to Timmy? He drowned! Moral of the story: Don't be a hero."
"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."