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Joke of the Day
"[dog park] Dog: omg I just found out I'm adopted Other Dogs: [barking in shock]"
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"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."
"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."
"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"
"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."