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Joke of the Day

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"

"For every 1 hour I spend with friends, I need 30 days to recover by myself."

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."

"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"

"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"

"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."

"Two elephants are in a bathtub..... One says to the other, ""pass the soap"". The other elephant promptly responds, ""no soap, radio!"""