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Joke of the Day
"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"
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"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"
"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"I bought myself one of those ""off road vehicles"" last week... Paid $3000 for it, got it home and found out it was a Canoe!!!"
"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."
"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
"Fear is not the same is respect. For instance I fear bears but integrity wise they are huge pieces of shit"
"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."