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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"Me: I have a huge crush on this girl. Him: What's her name? Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least? Me: @"

"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"

"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."

"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""

"Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy."

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't get across, but he made it to the other side."