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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says ""Dude, gross. I'm eating."""

"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"I am trying to come up with a joke about the Patriots not winning the Super Bowl but.. I keep having a giant problem with the punchline"

"Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?"

"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."