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Joke of the Day
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
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"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"
"What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type? Back Slash!"
"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"
"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""
"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."
"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."