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Joke of the Day
"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."
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"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."
"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"
"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"
"The U.S. presidency is like my ex. Anyone can get in."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."
"Your mom is like this joke old and overused"
"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing"