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Joke of the Day
"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."
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"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"
"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"
"once you go black... you're a single mother"
"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"So I was peeing in the pool yesterday. The lifeguard hollered so loud, I almost fell in!"
"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"
"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""