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Joke of the Day
"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."
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"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can't believe #2"
"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""
"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"