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Joke of the Day
"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn."
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"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."
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"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."
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"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."
"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."