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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"
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"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."
"Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock? Spits out the feathers."
"Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house."
"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"
"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."