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Joke of the Day

"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"

"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""

"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care."

"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"