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Joke of the Day

"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""

"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."

"Why can't you trust an Adam? They make up everything."

"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."

"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"

"Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail? I don't know either, but it sure won't be good for your vegetable garden."

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."

"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""

"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."

"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"