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Joke of the Day

"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."

"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"

"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"

"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"

"I took my skateboard around my friend's house. ""Wanna see me kickflip?"" I asked. ""No..."" he sighed. He really regrets naming his dog ""Flip""."

"After being made bishop, a man is asked what his next move will be. Diagonal."

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."

"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"

"Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy."