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Joke of the Day
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
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"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"Today I fucked up because your girl was riding on top of me."
"What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph."
"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."
"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."
"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"
"What do necrophiliacs get at funerals? Mourning wood."
"So many boys, such little minds. "