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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a cup."

"I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can't kill. I'm going to make a fortune!"

"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"What did the house say to the other house when it fell on it. Get off me Homes."

"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."

"Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on."

"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A Synonym Roll."