12649
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
Next Joke
"When Fnatic plays on fy_snow... OLAFmeister gets an ace"
"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"
"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"
"What's 6.9? A perfectly good 69 ruined by a period"
"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"