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Joke of the Day
"Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'"
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"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
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"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."