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Joke of the Day
"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."
Next Joke
"I got arrested for following my dream. The owner of that Ferrari thought I was a hitman shading him."
"Lice is the herpes of kindergarten."
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"
"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."
"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."
"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."
"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"