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Joke of the Day
"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."
Next Joke
"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"
"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"
"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."
"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"
"Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says ""You know I just ate my mother-in-law and she still doesn't agree with me!"""
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."
"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"
"The greatest joke about being gullible"