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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."

"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"

"How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove."

"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that's what it's all about."

"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,"" said the vet."

"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"