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Joke of the Day

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"

"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."

"How could I forget, mate? At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: ""I am a country member!"" and the other said: ""Oh, I remember!"""

"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."

"Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that ""the haters"" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power."

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."

"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"

"Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""..."

"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"