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Joke of the Day

"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."

"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh."

"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."

"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"

"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."

"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"