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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."

"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me."

"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."

"I rented The Interview on ITunes tonight. I have to say it was the most boring movie I've ever seen. Two hours into it and it still isn't ready to play."

"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."

"So Arnold Schwarzenegger opened a pest control business... Because he was already an Ex Terminator."

"It's disturbing when the water pressure in a drinking fountain drops when a toilet is flushed, but even more so when it gets stronger."

"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."