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Joke of the Day

"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."

"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."

"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."

"What do you call an angry psychologist? A thera-pissed."

"Usain Bolt's Girlfriend She pulled a fast one!"

"I don't blame Cat Zingano. I'm sure most men don't last 12 seconds with Rhonda Rousey either."