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Joke of the Day
"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"
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"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"
"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."
"Wrote a letter to Santa today because i don't want him to think that we only talk when i want something from him."
"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."
"Woman:""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Man: ""Either way love, we'll be having sex in a minute"""
"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."
"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"