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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman use to be my favorite actor... But now he's dead to me."

"What do you call a queue of boxers? A punchline."

"3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect..."

"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"