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Joke of the Day
"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."
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"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy."
"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."
"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"
"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"
"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature."
"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""