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Joke of the Day

"Girl's are like blackjack I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."

"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."

"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."

"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."

"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."