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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
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"They don't have blood banks in England ... ... but they do have a liver pool."
"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"
"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."
"Went from being single to being single like a boss."
"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"
"Educated Twitter about to come and differentiate for us between an earthquake and tremor. We don't care...as long as there is shaking."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
"'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms"