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Joke of the Day

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

"i don't think that was a chocolate chip."

"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."

"How did that bullfight come out? Oh it was a toss-up!"

"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."

"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""

"When is it ladyparts-grabbing time for Donald Trump? When the little hand is on the 10."

"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"

"Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!"