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Joke of the Day

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos."

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."

"Order by telephone only. A friend of mine went to buy a sim card. Turns out you need to call ahead to get one."

"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"

"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."

"""more like president PAJAMA"" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*"

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."