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Joke of the Day
"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."
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"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it."
"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*"
"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."
"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."
"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."
"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."
"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."
"TIFU by forgetting that today is Fathers day But it's actually on the 21st...soooo"