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Joke of the Day
"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."
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"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."
"(nsfw)A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies, ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."
"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."
"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."
"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"
"What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? You little piece of shit"
"What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons."