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Joke of the Day
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
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"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"
"im tired of things costing money"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Hey skeleton, what'll it be?"" The skeleton replies, ""I will have a beer...and a mop."""
"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."
"*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* ""Have you had the kid yet?"" -No ""Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."""
"Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score? A Visa-Goth!"
"What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)"
"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"