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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."
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"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"
"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"
"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."
"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"
"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."
"What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? ""Take me to your lieder!"""
"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."
"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."