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Joke of the Day
"Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
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"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"
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"They planned the date when the Burj Khalifa would be finished in advance... They wanted to know when it'd be due by"
"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."