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Joke of the Day

"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course? I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!"

"I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent"

"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"GF: every time we fight you start interpretive dancing *i dance beautifully for 12 minutes* GF: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"

"Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy"

"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."