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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."
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"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."
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"How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it."
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"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."
"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"
"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"