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Joke of the Day

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"[boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]"

"If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British... Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?"

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."

"How do you make a fire with two sticks? You make sure one is a match !"

"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""

"What did the boys do ToGetHer? Roam And Tick things.."

"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."