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Joke of the Day
"Let's walk barefoot on grass! -People who have never walked a dog"
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"What happens if an elephant comes through your letterbox? Swim for it."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? (LONG) Damn."
"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? They don't fancy each other."
"A senior partner with a herniated disc limps into a conference room Coworker 1: ""I feel like the world's moving in slow motion"" (pause) Coworker 1: ""Oh wait, it's just Charlie"" (motions at partner)"
"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""
"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"