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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass? Donald Trump's tie."
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"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"
"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"
"Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment extraction W: Huh? H: Initiating trouser disengagement W: ... H: Removing unmentionables"
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"Her: I'd take a bullet for you. Me: How soon can you do that?"
"What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? Visa or Mastercard?"
"What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common? Not enough"""
"Its not pretty being easy."