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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."
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"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
"Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"" and I need some jokes for the pub."
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"
"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."
"Air conditioning? Not a fan"
"What is the only animal in the world that can't get hogh A fish"
"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."