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Joke of the Day

"The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"What goes ""Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang""? An Amish drive by shooting"

"It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option."

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""

"I said, should we go to my place? She said, ""Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "" I went to her house. No one was there."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"What's a rancher's favorite sex position? Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse."

"How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me)"

"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."