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Joke of the Day

"What's a rancher's favorite sex position? Doggy style. You can't really do much else to a horse."

"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"

"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."

"My son was four when he came up with this: Knock Knock Who's there? Hulk. Hulk w.../HULK SMASH!!"

"I saw my first porn yesterday I was so young back then...."

"How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over."

"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""

"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"