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Joke of the Day
"It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option."
Next Joke
"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."
"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"
"9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?"
"Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public."
"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"
"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"
"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."
"Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like ""did you get my text?"" and you could just be like ""I can't read."""
"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."