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Joke of the Day

"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""

"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."

"Why didn't crab and lobster like to share? They were both two shellfish"

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."

"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."

"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."

"What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it? Rest in **police**."