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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."
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"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""
"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."
"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a black person? I don't know either, but it would be great at picking cotton."
"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."