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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
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"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"
"I told my boss you're a plank He asked ""why?"" I said ""Cuz you're a piece of ship"""
"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."
"Why do Catholics eat fish on Good Friday? Because Jesus died for our fins."
"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."
"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"
"Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute."
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"