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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
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"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."
"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"
"Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of."
"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"
"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."
"Men are just like jokes The best ones are all dark."
"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."