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Joke of the Day

"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""

"Did you know sex is hereditary? If your parents didn't have it, you probably won't either."

"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"

"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"

"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"

"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""

"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."

"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"