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Joke of the Day

"If I take a bite of your food at a restaurant and your food is better than my food, just be aware that our relationship is now in danger"

"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"

"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"

"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck..."

"What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative."

"I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity. I'm starting to regret naming my dog that."

"Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please"

"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"

"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""

"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "