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Joke of the Day
"Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now."
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"Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof."
"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."
"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."
"I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM."
"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""
"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."
"I got arrested for feeding homeless people on the streets the other day... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."
"There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/Jokes"